Fictionwocky Leg 17

The Catalogue Leg

Longing Blade

Item #: 666-45208

Dimensions: 8 inches x 2 inches x .5 inch. 

Materials

• Blade: Star metal
• Handle: God-bone
• Trim: Silver

Weight: Varies

Don’t miss your chance to own this one-of-a-kind item! The Longing Blade dates to before the founding of the Empire and contains one genuine human soul. Forged from the fallen star responsible for slaying the god Ordachem, and the fallen god’s femur forms the handle itself. The perfect addition to any occult collection, or it makes a great gift for that special enemy whom you want to drive slowly mad.

Special Note: Personal use of the Longing Blade is not recommended. May cause madness, suicidal ideation, and possession.

Instructions

Leg 17 – The Catalogue Leg: Write a microfiction as a catalogue entry.

Think IKEA or Avon booklets. Occult objects, objects that violate the laws of the universe, fleshy objects, anything alike.

Include item numbers, dimensions, prices, and some sales copy. Sell an inter-dimensional shitter, a jar of Mummy’s teeth on Etsy, or a biomechanical dildo that integrates with your nervous system. (Images very much welcome!)

Give the beast some stock.

Link to the remaining prompts for this week.